So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
