You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
