It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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