Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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