ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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