Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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