This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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