I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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