Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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