you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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