We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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