y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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