Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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