So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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