don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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