I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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