dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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