Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Say something about gay babies.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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