The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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