Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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