It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Blood and glitter go together right?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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