I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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