What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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