he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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