If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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