You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You are a booty call, not a friend.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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