dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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