Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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