I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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