Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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