Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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