i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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