did you get engaged???
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
