My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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