i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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