your thong is hanging out like whoa
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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