so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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