try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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