I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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