Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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