i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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