If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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