she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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