your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thus making me awesome and them whores
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
