eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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