dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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