need another drink. this is the easiest way
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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