did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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