i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
