we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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