She said her name was "party"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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