I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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