your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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