the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
