why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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