"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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