Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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