I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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