We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my phone needs a breathalizer
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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